Universal gravitation is just a theory, but it is taught in schools as if it were a fact. The Naked Loon, which bills itself as "Puget Sound's Most Spectacular News Source" (marking it as less ambitious than America's Finest News Source, the Onion), has the story on the new scientific alternative to the Theory of Gravity: Intelligent Motion.

Should Intelligent Motion get equal time with theory of gravity in our science classrooms? Discuss.