The winner of the first Leave the lights on caption contest is:
"So you see, because I'm more important to the ecosystem, that's why the government had to bail ME out."
Congratulations to Rev. Eric Brown! Since he does not use Entrecard, he wins the dubious distinction of displaying this banner wherever he chooses (his blog, his desktop, his toilet seat, etc.*)
*I do apologize to any readers offended, as some are in Britain, by my use of a Latin abbreviation. This is a Catholic blog, and we like Latin here.