It was shockingly easy to find bad nativities. For many of these, I just searched eBay for "unique nativity." Hint to the sellers: There's a reason many of these nativity scenes are unique!
The parade begins with the merely ugly.
We used to have a nativity scene like this when I was growing up. We picked at that ferny stuff every year until eventually the barn was totally denuded. It was an improvement.
The Psychedelic Nativity, a throwback to the 1960s.
These poor people have no mouths! How can they sing praises to the Christ Child?
Don't touch baby Jesus! He's sharp!
If you have to blow up a picture of a nativity scene, try to (a) trim the white space and (b) choose a nativity in which Mary does not have leprosy.A Parade of Bad Nativities
Page 1: The Ugly
Page 2: The Scary and the Unintended Effects
Page 3: The Just Plain Wrong
Page 4: Culture Wars and Politics
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